Baruch's Blog Post 010
I'm bored. We had cookies. I'm very hungry. And bored. And I'm going to write a story. Hattush is going to get her nose pierced two times soon! She'll look so funny!
And presenting Nahum's written story! Baruch is going to figure it out.
There were once two little kids. And they were walking. And then they found a cave. And then they fell in! Into a floor! And there were giant jugs of milk. And then they were walking around. And then they heard footsteps. And then and then and then they saw a shadow! And then they saw an armless person! With no head! And there was no light in it! And then the armless man and the headless man (which is just one person) came to the two little kids. The two little kids were Boy and Girl (that's their names). And then they ran and jumped out the window! And they fell and cracked a bone (which was only ten inches to the giant) and then they fell into the car of the giant. And then they found a bunch of buttons! And then they saw if they would fit them. And then the buttons had a smear of black juice on them. And then everything turned dark and a juicy monster thingy came up with the armless man and headless man which was just one person. And then they ran! Trying to drag themselves with a broken leg making a weird wheelchair out of buttons. And out the window they slid. And then they were going and then they hit a giant lake which was only about one inch to the adults and it was a puddle. And then they went into a different world (with the armless man) and then a bunch of armless and headless men came out. And then there was a giant headless bug. And it swallowed them and they were in a different world. They went into several different worlds. And then they went back through everything and back into the cave. And they repeated the cycle five times. And then they climbed up and then a giant chocolate chip found them and took them to a different world and there was a giant chocolate mountain and a cookie ate them and they went back into the cave. And then the little boy, who was screaming, opened his eyes and WHOA. He was back at home, in his own bed, asleep. He was so relieved that the whole thing was just a dream. He breathed a sigh of relief and went into the kitchen. He poured himself a big glass of milk and his sister, Girl, made a plate of cookies. And they ate cookies and milk and had a fun time. THE END.
And presenting Nahum's written story! Baruch is going to figure it out.
There were once two little kids. And they were walking. And then they found a cave. And then they fell in! Into a floor! And there were giant jugs of milk. And then they were walking around. And then they heard footsteps. And then and then and then they saw a shadow! And then they saw an armless person! With no head! And there was no light in it! And then the armless man and the headless man (which is just one person) came to the two little kids. The two little kids were Boy and Girl (that's their names). And then they ran and jumped out the window! And they fell and cracked a bone (which was only ten inches to the giant) and then they fell into the car of the giant. And then they found a bunch of buttons! And then they saw if they would fit them. And then the buttons had a smear of black juice on them. And then everything turned dark and a juicy monster thingy came up with the armless man and headless man which was just one person. And then they ran! Trying to drag themselves with a broken leg making a weird wheelchair out of buttons. And out the window they slid. And then they were going and then they hit a giant lake which was only about one inch to the adults and it was a puddle. And then they went into a different world (with the armless man) and then a bunch of armless and headless men came out. And then there was a giant headless bug. And it swallowed them and they were in a different world. They went into several different worlds. And then they went back through everything and back into the cave. And they repeated the cycle five times. And then they climbed up and then a giant chocolate chip found them and took them to a different world and there was a giant chocolate mountain and a cookie ate them and they went back into the cave. And then the little boy, who was screaming, opened his eyes and WHOA. He was back at home, in his own bed, asleep. He was so relieved that the whole thing was just a dream. He breathed a sigh of relief and went into the kitchen. He poured himself a big glass of milk and his sister, Girl, made a plate of cookies. And they ate cookies and milk and had a fun time. THE END.
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